Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Say It Loud, Say It Proud!

Is writing not your strong point? Do you have lots to communicate but no time to write it all down? Do you wish the newsletter fairy would fly through your window and finish your long-neglected project?

Thanks to the internet, I don't need wings to be your newsletter fairy -- I have the magic of the internet on my side.

Let me help you clear those pesky projects off your desk. I'm a writer!


Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! What a great idea!

Dr. Zaius said...

In anticipation of your promise of future writing, I have blogrolled you.

Johnny Pipewrench said...

Can you write me
a nice,"To the point,"
suicide letter?
Not too mushy,
throw in a few jokes,
but yet,capture the feeling
of the moment?

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD said...

Sorry. Already published 2 novels. GeeDarn. You can find'm on 'P/C, unsanitized' --- GREETINGS, EARTHLING!! While I can only stay in this existence finite for a while (gotta run back to the Elysian Fields soon), take anything and everything you wanna from our wonderfull, plethora-of-thot to write the next, great masterpeace -if- I can but kiss your gorgeous, adorable feets and/or cohesively cuddle withe greatest, ex-mortal-girly-ever to arrive in Seventh Heaven!! Think about it. Do it! Get back with me Upstairs, k? God bless you, doll: pleasure-beyond-measure is waiting in the Great Beyond for you and eye. Love you proFUSEly, girl (the name of Lenin’s newspaper, the FUSE). Thus, if you can read-between-the-lines, the musical term MOREnDO means ‘dying-away in tone-and-time’. How very apropos for U.S. …thewarningsecondcoming.com