Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Say It Loud, Say It Proud!

Is writing not your strong point? Do you have lots to communicate but no time to write it all down? Do you wish the newsletter fairy would fly through your window and finish your long-neglected project?

Thanks to the internet, I don't need wings to be your newsletter fairy -- I have the magic of the internet on my side.

Let me help you clear those pesky projects off your desk. I'm a writer!


Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! What a great idea!

Dr. Zaius said...

In anticipation of your promise of future writing, I have blogrolled you.

Johnny Pipewrench said...

Can you write me
a nice,"To the point,"
suicide letter?
Not too mushy,
throw in a few jokes,
but yet,capture the feeling
of the moment?

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD said...

Sorry. Already published 2 novels. GeeDarn. You can find'm on 'P/C, unsanitized' --- GREETINGS, EARTHLING!! While I can only stay in this existence finite for a while (gotta run back to the Elysian Fields soon), take anything and everything you wanna from our wonderfull, plethora-of-thot to write the next, great masterpeace -if- I can but kiss your gorgeous, adorable feets and/or cohesively cuddle withe greatest, ex-mortal-girly-ever to arrive in Seventh Heaven!! Think about it. Do it! Get back with me Upstairs, k? God bless you, doll: pleasure-beyond-measure is waiting in the Great Beyond for you and eye. Love you proFUSEly, girl (the name of Lenin’s newspaper, the FUSE). Thus, if you can read-between-the-lines, the musical term MOREnDO means ‘dying-away in tone-and-time’. How very apropos for U.S. …thewarningsecondcoming.com

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the Roamin' Cat said...

Hmmm... See you didn't take-it-down. Wonder why. Nevertheless, some years later, girl, I've matured and grown-up (sorta) with some fabulous others:

What we make of this finite existence is what becomes our infinite eternity --- Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s gonna be like for us if ya believe: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most-extra-blatant-and-groovy, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, eternal-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal. YES! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Cya soon...